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Post by jackass on Mar 24, 2007 1:39:10 GMT -5
Johnny was wandering around L.A., looking for something to do. He had just finished Jackass 2 which was way fun, but now he felt really bored. He was hoping he could find someone that he could hang out with.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 24, 2007 11:28:36 GMT -5
Sarah was running from a man, Screaming. "WHAT NOW B.ITCH?!?!" She bumped into....more like fell on, Johnny. "Sorry!" she said, ducking behind a bench.
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Post by jackass on Mar 25, 2007 2:52:03 GMT -5
"Uh...no problem...!" Johnny said, standing up. "What exactly are you doing? Actually what I should be asking is who are you screaming at?" He asked, looking down the street in the general direction that she had been aiming her yells towards.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 25, 2007 16:35:43 GMT -5
"Starbucks manager....I'm not allowed there." she replied. "I got kicked out a while back, and now they hate me." she whispered.
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Post by jackass on Mar 25, 2007 17:10:19 GMT -5
Johnny laughed. "What did you do to get kicked out?!" He asked with a grin.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 25, 2007 23:55:52 GMT -5
Sarah laughed. "I told them their coffee tasted like dog hair. Then there was screaming. And I remember punching someone. Then I was outside." she smiled. "I'm crazy at times."
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Post by jackass on Mar 26, 2007 17:53:40 GMT -5
"Well that's good cause I'm crazy all the time." Johnny said, trying not to laugh. "Did you know that a baby alligator bit my nipple once?"
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 26, 2007 20:12:21 GMT -5
Sarah laughed. "OH YEAH!! I SAW THAT! Did you know i had se.x with God?" she laughed again.
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Post by jackass on Mar 26, 2007 22:22:14 GMT -5
"WOW really? Well was He good?" Johnny joked with a laugh. "Any-hoo...are you still being chased by the psycho Starbucks dude?" He asked, looking down the street.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 27, 2007 17:52:34 GMT -5
"Oh yeah he was great." she laughed. "Do you see a fat guy?" she asked.
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Post by jackass on Mar 27, 2007 18:39:46 GMT -5
"Well you'll have to be more specific...there are multiple fat people." Johnny said as he looked around.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 27, 2007 19:02:12 GMT -5
"Reall fat, long pink hair."
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Post by jackass on Mar 27, 2007 19:21:14 GMT -5
"Ohhh...you mean the one that's running over towards us screaming your name as his face turns more and more red?" Johnny asked with a grin.
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Sarah Silverman
Girl!
Are you stalking me?....Cause if you were that'd be like...really cool.....
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Post by Sarah Silverman on Mar 27, 2007 19:49:36 GMT -5
"shi.t" she muttered. "That's it!" she yelled, she jumped up and was mauled by the fat man, she flipped him over, and punched him in the nose. "DA.MN YOU STUPID FATTY!" she yelled, and jumped up, running behind Johnny. "Hide me!" she says.
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Post by jackass on Mar 27, 2007 19:58:37 GMT -5
"Whoa there..." Johnny said as he nearly toppled over. "Dude, you might want to get the hel.l out of here cause trust me, you don't want to mess with me. Really, you don't." He said seriously to the stupid fat guy.
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